Hubby has a birthday coming up...

This year, I thought I would try something different to give the hubby as a birthday present. Contrary to what people.may believe, I am not the type who fucks or plays with other people on a whim. In fact, I've not had any penis except hubby's in my vagina for over 10 years now. I did play with a guy once a few years back, but that was it until recently.

See, hubby has been teasing me about having a random guy take pictures of me or cum all over my tits before I get home from work. This was his birthday present this year! Finding a guy who wanted to help who I was comfortable with cumming all over my tits was a bit more complicated than I thought it would be. But luckily I found a kindhearted volunteer and he shot an amazing load right where I needed it!

It was actually a lot better than I thought it would be, and now I want to try something else! I mean... I never even knew his name... And surprisingly, I am more than okay with that. What, oh what have I done? :)

the Crush.

I have this huge crush on a girl at work. From the moment I saw her, I was blushing and giggling like I had suddenly become 15 years younger. She is so handsome, and chivalrous, and noble... *sigh*

She started out as an intern for my team and I found myself simultaneously wishing for and praying against having to help her learn something or being alone with her. It was torture! Because of course I ended up needing to do both... quite often! I'd feel like an idiot fawning over the way she smoked her cigarettes and talked about her girlfriend or always got there first so she could hold doors open.

Now she's a coworker, fully hired by the company and in a completely different department and location. But every once in a while, she makes it a point to call my desk or stop by my cubicle for a quick visit. And I blush and smile and laugh and daydream about making out or riding her hands or face...

Insatiable...

For some reason, I've been insatiably horny lately. It won't go away... It's like a hunger pang that I just can't satisfy or stop! Is it because I am now over 30? If I weren't so damn picky, I'd probably be humping random strangers' legs while out in public! Luckily, I don't often run into people I'm attracted to while I'm out doing my daily routine things :)

Kink, cliques, and whiny bitches.

Recently, I joined Fetlife to see what all the hubbub was about.  I was mesmerized by the sheer amount of forums, groups, discussions, kinks, meets n munches... completely floored. 

But then, it happened.  You know, that thing that always tends to happen on porn sites that aren't Xtube?  I suddenly found myself sinking into a sea of cliques and whiny bitches.  WTF?  I just can't for the life of me understand why even people who are supposedly open-minded are actually elitist as hell.  And elitists always make me feel icky.  :(



Am I too rough on the edges? Too strong-willed and opinionated?  Incapable of interacting socially with fetishists? 

The hubby and I have frequented the same swingers' club for years and we've never really played with others while there.  Sure something sensual has occurred here and there, but beyond that... nada.  Don't even get me started on hookup fiascoes or the whole being stood up thing. 

Nevertheless, my point is this: Why is it that everywhere in life there are always cliques and whiny bitches that mess shit up for everyone else???  Currently there's this huge debacle occurring on Fetlife and EVERYBITCH AND THEIR MOMMA has something to say about it.  I mean, seriously?!? Who the fuck gives two pisses about a "FRO" or Fetlife Restraining Order??? Furthermore, how can you build a community if you're going to exclude newcomers who don't fit the stereotypical lust icon model for the average 18-35 year old white American male?  It just baffles me...

And furthermore, why post something on a forum, then get pissed when someone responds in a way you don't like?  If you don't want the general public's opinion, you shouldn't be posting shit on the internet, dummy!

UGH.  Okay, I'm done with this rant for now... but I just had to get it off my chest. :)

Splish... splash... zzzzzzzzzzzzz

This was originally written by me & posted on the Xtube forum, but I decided to share it here as well! :)

This morning I was so horny that I squirted a huge puddle all over the bed... and my husband's face (when he was eating me) and his arm (when he was fingering me) and his cock and body (when he was fucking me). It's been at least 2 weeks since we have had a chance to have at each other, and apparently I had some built up excess that needed to be released. Then, apparently I was so exhausted I rolled over and went to sleep. Literally. I woke up feeling cold and icky and wet... and the hubby showing me pictures of how/why I felt that way made my clit throb in remembrance. Then, he climbed on top of me (I was on my belly, so he was on my back) and started thrusting his cock in between my thighs, just so it rubbed against my pussy but didn't penetrate. It made me soaked in no time flat! I then got out a vibrator where I gave myself an orgasm for the purpose of lubrication (my pussy was sore and swollen from its earlier delicious abuse) and once I did (squirted, again... don't know what was up with that today... lol) I climbed on top of the hubby and rode him 'til we were both finished.

I love him. It helps that our sex is freakin' awesome.
My panties couldn't stay dry at all today after that. LOL!

Road Head!

image from autoclipart.com

On the commute to work Thursday, there was a jeep in front of me erratically swerving and driving precariously slow even though the speed limit was like 55mph. It was really pissing me off, as I have a 30 minute commute on a good traffic day, and I'd been stuck behind this particular vehicle pretty much since I left my house.  Living in the country is great, but driving to the city when there are other people on the road is awful.  LOL.  Nyuck nyuck :)

Anyway, I was now running late thanks to whoever the heck was in front of me, since there hadn't been an opportunity for me to pass them on the long, windy, country road.  Then, at a stoplight, everything became painfully clear!  I noticed why they'd been driving so slowly and swerving around on the road: she was TOTALLY giving him a bj!!!! OH MY GOD!  The voyeur in me was so interested that I no longer cared about the speed, only the act that was taking place right before me!  I immediately called my husband to report my shock and awe over this (and I mean it was 9am-ish, and the last thing I was expecting! lol) and his only reply was a calm, collected, "Well, that's what cruise control is for."   Touché, love... touché.

Anyway, after agreeing with my husband and laughing hysterically and commenting on how the swerving increased and the speed had slowed even further, I was then witness to her leaning her head out the window and spewing his spunk. Ick! Then she actually proceeded to throw up, and they pulled over so that I, and those behind me, could continue on our way. At that point I decided the slowness was a *good* thing, otherwise it would've blown straight back onto my car...

A look at the movie Soldier's Girl from a true soldier's girl :)

I started this particular entry over a month ago now... and as I sit here, I am still at a loss, not knowing what to say.  I didn't get to watch this movie in its entirety, but I was so deeply enthralled and moved, that I had to share its spectacular-ness with you all.  It's apparently based on the true story of a soldier who falls in love with a trans-girl.  By that, I mean a woman who was born as a man, and upon realizing her true self, she went on to live life as a woman, even having reassignment surgery after the incidents that took place in this movie.  A straight, male soldier fell in love with her... and this movie chronicles the chain of events that happened as a result of their love.

It takes a real, hard look at acceptance and tolerance among the members of the armed forces.  It made me stop and truly think about what I have seen and experienced in my own life, and how the slightest thing (a word, a gesture, a look) can mean one thing to one person, yet is interpreted and taken in a completely different way by another.  If you enjoy films that make you stop and think, tragedy, sexuality (and by that, I do not mean sensuality in this instance) and gender related issues... have a look at this film sometime.